I've had like 4 people on my FL do this, so what the hell? Might as well, since I'm bored an all.

Post this using the 'anonymous' option so I don't know who you are:

1. One secret
2. One compliment
3. One non-compliment, criticism, or insult.
4. One love note, but it does not have to be for me.
5. Lyrics to your favourite song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends
8. And a hint to who you are
9. After you do it for me, put it in your LJ and see who does it for you.